Last Known Location: Crazy
Current Status: Unlikely
Main Composite: Sexy
Primary Concern: Grammar and verb tense agreement
Like a cosmic joke, Brendan keeps forgetting his experiences and repeating his mistakes. After several botched attempts he once again turns his wispy hands to the keyboard to fuck your eyes with filthy words. Alone, like a silent pianist, he misses sleep, and work, and eating, and kissing girls to play his mute music for the Internet.
Driven by the desire to recreate the world in his own image, or perhaps an aspect even more awesome, he sometimes implores artists to interpret his mad tippy tappings into something that your unsuspecting mind will devour. When enough of Brendan's thoughts lurk inside of you like a brick in your guts he'll play his siren song and call you and the others forth to bring the world to its knee and bend the score of real to your, his, our needs.
Until then, children, just wait and try to be happy. It's all we can do, isn't it?
alias: Dr. Valentine
alias: Doc V
alias: The Canadian Frankenstein
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Diety: Eris
STR: 8 DEX: 10 CON: 10 INT: 14 FNO: RD WIS: 14 CHA: 12
Zodiac: Virgo
Kodiac: Bear
Luis Boisvert was born in a town, in a province, in a country, on a planet. None of those places have names that he knows of. He died shortly afterward.
As soon as he was finished being dead he decided not to do it again, and he has stuck by this decision from then until now.
Luis' artistic training started at an early age when he was reading an Archie comic and realized that Archie Comics is constantly replacing perfectly acceptable art with slightly worse art, and someone was being paid to produce this. He figured that by the time it was his turn to illustrate for Archie it would be the easiest job in the entire world and that it was time to learn to draw poorly enough to qualify for free money from Archie.